Nango-ke ngiqonde emsebenzini, ngizibambele mathupha. Lapho ngisondela esiteshini esingaphansi komhlaba, ngathatha โeyamahhalaโ Metro kusuka ku-dispenser. (Ngithanda ukuzama ukuqedela iphazili ye-Sudoku ngaphambi kokuba isitimela sami sifike eDowntown Crossing.) Kodwa linda! Ngaphambi kokuthi ngizinze esihlalweni sami bese ngivula ikhasi lezindida, uhambo lwami lokuya emsebenzini lwadunwa! Lapho kukhava yangaphambili kwakukhona i-teaser ye-p. I-athikili engu-8 emayelana namabhulukwe nezinyathelo ozidingayo ukuze uthole "i-groovy booty." Uma kwenzeka ngingenaso isiqiniseko sokuthi i-groovy booty yayiyini, kwakunesithombe esihle esimibalabala sabesifazane ababili ababenamabhuzu amise kahle; wona (amabhuzu) ayebukeka njengezinhliziyo ezibheke phansi, aphelele ngalowo mphumela we-butt-thong obonakala uphakamisa futhi uhlukanise lezo zihlathi zezinqe. Futhi amamodeli ethu e-booty abenemihlane egobile kanjalo - enikeza kahle lawo mabhuzu emifanekisweni ethi "fuck me" eyisibonelo.
O, bandla. Lapho bengicabanga ukuthi ngiya emsebenzini futhi ngigcina izindlela zami zemizwa zivutha ngokuxazulula indida encane endleleni, kodwa okwakwenzeka ngempela ukuthi ngangilethwa kumbhidi ophakeme kakhulu - abakhangisi abahlanganisa cishe yonke into ebonwayo. -ngena ezimpilweni zethu ngemilayezo mayelana nokuthi yini engalungile ngathi nokuthi yimuphi umkhiqizo ozosenza sibe ngcono. Basinikeza ukuqeqeshwa okuqhubekayo kumaphutha ethu okulandelwa ukugeleza okuqhubekayo kokulungiswa okuthengekayo.
Kodwa linda. Lesi bekungesona ngisho isikhangiso. Kwakuyindaba yezindaba! Ngivule ikhasi lesi-8.
"Ingxenye yomzimba okwamanje iyimpango." Lowo umugqa wokuvula! Futhi yeka ukuthi umugqa wokuvula onenyama kodwa onemisipha kangakanani. Konke ngesikhathi esisodwa, kufeza okuningi, okuhlanganisa:
1) Ukusikhumbuza ukuthi kunento enjengokuthi "ingxenye yomzimba yesikhashana." Uma kwenzeka ubuzizwa njengomuntu ophelele omalungu akhe omzimba ahlangene kancane kancane ebhizinisini lokuba umzimba, lesi sihloko sisikhumbuza ukuthi Cha, akufani neze nalokho emhlabeni โwangempelaโ lapho izinkampani zihamba zonke- ukuze basigcine singenwa yimiyalezo yabo. Kulo mhlaba, kuyasiza ukuthi ezinye izitho zomzimba zihlukane ukuze kukhulunywe ngazo ngokukhethekileyo. Ziba ukugxila kokunakwa okwengeziwe futhi zidinga imikhiqizo ekhethekile (njengomugqa "wama-leggings abunjwa ngemuva)" nezinsizakalo ezikhethekile (njengamakilasi okufaneleka anama-squats akhethekile abamba izinqe). Akukhona ukuthi sonke asinazo izitho zomzimba esingazazisa ngokukhethekile - ezethu noma ezabanye. Kodwa lapho sinikeza lezo zitho zomzimba ukunaka okwengeziwe, masikwenze ngomcabango, ekamelweni, noma lapho sikhetha ingubo yethu ebusuku obushisayo bemisebenzi ekhanga abangane bomshado, njengokuya e-disco. Lapho imakethe ihlakaza, ihlukanisa, igxeka futhi oh-kangako-ngosizo izama ukwakha kabusha izingxenye zomzimba wethu, akukona ukuthi izazisa. Kungenxa yokuthi izama ukwenza imali ngabo.
2) Ukusebenzisa igama elithi โngokuqinisekile,โ okusenza sicabange ukuthi konke kusobala. Bonke abanye vele uyazi impango iyingxenye yomzimba ngaleso sikhathi. Kade ukuphi? Ngaphansi kwedwala? Ukubamba iqhaza esikweni, ukuba sesixuku โsekuโ, ukuzizwa sengathi uyingxenye yezinto, wena kangcono uyazi ukuthi konke kumayelana ne-booty. Lokhu kunomphumela oyinqaba wokwenza kubonakale sengathi impango yinto entsha, isitho somzimba esisanda kutholwa. Izindaba ezimnandi: akunjalo! Abantu bebelokhu bethanda impango. Siyayinyakazisa uma sidansa. Siyigqokise futhi siyihlobise. Kuyindawo eshisayo ye-erogenous. Bekulokhu kunjalo. Ngisho nasezikhathini zasendulo nezangempela zama-Victorian, izintokazi ezimhlophe ezisezingeni eliphezulu zazigqoka izingubo eziwubukhazikhazi ezinezigigaba ezixakile ezaziphuma futhi zengeze umbala emikhawulweni yazo yangemuva. Besilokhu sizithanda impango ethile, bantu. Lokhu akukusha. Imakethe izama ukuntshontsha lokho osukwazi futhi ikupakishele kabusha ukuze uzokuthenga izinto zayo.
3) Ukususa ukunaka kwethu kunoma yiziphi izinto zangempela okungenzeka ukuthi sicabanga ngazo futhi sigxilise ukunaka kwethu emsebenzini obalulekile ukuphatha izinqe zethu! Hhayi ukuthi ukucabanga ngezinqe akuvumelekile. Ngazo zonke izindlela, cabanga ngokuphanga ohambweni lwakho lwansuku zonke. Kungase kube ngcono ezindleleni zakho ze-neural kunokuzama ukuxazulula leyo puzzle ye-Sudoku embi. Kodwa i-butt yakho akuyona into ongayenza lawula. Kukhona ongahlala kukho? Kukhona ongakuthola injabulo? Okuthile ongakuncoma kwabanye? Impela. Kodwa akuyona indaba yezindaba.
Ngaphandle uma kunjalo indaba yezindaba akuyona nje indaba yezindaba, kodwa umzamo wokudala indawo enobungane yabakhangisi. Kubo bonke abantu abafunde indaba yokuthi bangazilawula kanjani izinqe zabo - qedela ngeziqondiso zesinyathelo ngesinyathelo zama-squats abumbe izinqe kanye negama lewebhusayithi lapho ongathenga khona amabhulukwe anezimbambo ezikhethekile ezibushelelezi i-cellulite yakho - lapho. kuyisikhangiso ekhasini eliseduze lohlobo oluthile lwe-spa olunikeza uhlobo oluthile lwenqubo โekulolongayo ngaphandle kokuhlinzwa.โ Ibizwa nge-CoolSculpting, futhi izokusiza ukuthi "ungasabi isibuko."
Cabanga ukuthi sikulungele kangakanani ukusebenzisa leso sikhangiso kanye nomkhiqizo esizama ukusithengisa manje njengoba sesibone izithombe zezinqe zenhliziyo ezibheke phansi futhi safunda izikhombisi-ndlela zama-squats futhi sabala ukuthi ngisho nangemva million reps. "ye-Single Leg Russian Deadlift," asikazukuthola amaseli amafutha ezinqeni zethu ukuze athuthele kuma-orbs ayindilinga amancane aphelele.
NgoJanuwari 15, 2015, usuku lokuzalwa luka-Martin Luther King, izishoshovu ezihlangene ne-Black Lives Matter zavala ngesibindi i-I-93 ezindaweni ezimbili ezihlukene ngaphandle kwaseBoston, okubangele isiminyaminya esikhulu sezimoto. Abantu abaningi babephazamisekile; amanye ama-ambulensi kwadingeka ahanjiswe kabusha; sonke isikhathi sachithwa. Futhi abantu bacasuka. Bazizwa sengathi uhambo lwabo lokuya emsebenzini luduniwe futhi baphathwe ngokungafanele kokuthile abangakukhethanga.
Ukuzwelana kwami โโnobumbano kubabhikishi kanye nenhlangano iBlack Lives Matter, esibeke esiqaphelweni sokuthi ngeke kube khona ibhizinisi njengenjwayelo inqobo nje uma izimpilo zabamnyama zithathwa njengezingakhokhelwa. Uma kukhona okungahambi kahle, wubandlululo, oluhlanganisa izinto ezifana nokulinda emaphrojekthini imizuzu engu-45 ukuze kufike i-ambulensi uma ufona, nokulova esikoleni nasemsebenzini nezinye izinto ezibalulekile ngoba uya emngcwabeni womunye umuntu omnyama. Uma ukhathazekile ngokumoshwa kwesikhathi, cabanga ngezigidi nezigidi zamahora abantu abamnyama abawachithe behleli emajele ngenxa yesistimu yezobulungiswa bobugebengu ebaqondisayo, ibavalele, futhi ilahle ukhiye.
Kodwa nami ngiyabaqonda abagibeli. Kunengqondo ukuthukuthela lapho sibhekene nezimo esingazikhethanga. Kunengqondo ukucasuka ababhikishi. Kulula ukuzikhomba. Babonakala bencane. Kufanele "bathole umsebenzi." Akunangqondo ukuthukuthela ngazo zonke ezinye izindlela esidunwa ngazo nsuku zonke - ohambweni lwethu lokuya emsebenzini futhi cishe yonke indawo. Ngokujulile, yini inzuzo ngokuthukuthela mayelana nokukhangisa ngobulili? Kuzosiza ngani ukucasuka ngokuhamba futhi futhi emsebenzini wakho wokuhlukanisa lapho uphethwe futhi ulawulwa futhi ungakhokhelwa ngokwanele? Ukuboshwa kwabantu abaningi? Yebo, kubi, kodwa yini engingayenza ngakho?
Lona umbuzo omuhle kubahleli: Senza kanjani ukuthi kube kuhle ukuthi abantu baqhubeke nokucasuka ngazo zonke izinqumo esizikhethelwa zona, imingcele ebekiwe yokuthi singaba ngubani nokuthi singaziveza kanjani, ukudunwa kwezimoto. isikhathi sethu, impilo yethu, amandla ethu engqondo kanye nempilo yethu?
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