Is it nice to criticize

Trump for avoiding taxes?

Or, for a bill of seventy thousand dollars

To fix his hair in waxes?

 

If a President cannot save

Some little bit of money,

What for is he a President,

I ask you, Melania honey?

 

And how is America to be great,

To be the shining city on the hill,

If even the President is called upon

To declare his taxes, pay his bill?

 

Does not such insistence

Diminish his stature

In the councils of the world,

Rendering him  a lesser creature?

 

This Biden, he is too straight a man

To fit a Presidential shoe;

Presidents must need be liars, crooks,

When the times are tough, you know.

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