Jihadi John vs Beheading Barack

I’ve got a great idea (even if I say so myself) but I don’t have the IT skills to implement it.

Remember the front cover of Tariq Ali’s book The Clash of Fundamentalisms?

Where George W. Bush morphed into a Muslim.

Well how about we morph Jihadi John into Beheading Barack.

Think about it.

Jihadi John perceived as the most dangerous man in the world. Beheading Barack – actually the most dangerous man in the world.

Jihadi John is a member of an organization that:

Kills Syrian Soldiers and Syrian Civilians
Has added to the destruction of Iraq.
Has added to the destruction of Libya.
Treats enemy combatants abysmally
Beheads people as an act of justice
Burns people alive
Treats women appallingly
Has overstretched itself in its empirical contagion
Is, by its very nature, fascistic
Is a terrorist organisation.

Beheading Barack is a member of an organisation that:

Supports those that kill Syrian soldiers and civilians
Destroyed Iraq, the result of which created the organisation that Jihadi John is a member of.
Destroyed Libya
Treats enemy combatants abysmally (Guantanamo Bay)
Supports states that behead people as an act of justice (Saudi Arabia)
Burns people alive (Afghanis, Yemenis, Somalians in drone missile attacks)
Supports states that treat women appallingly (Saudi Arabia)
Has overstretched itself in its empirical contagion
Is, by its very nature, fascistic.
Supports terrorist organisations and states that sponsor terrorist organisations (Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Pakistan etc)
Supported a coup in Honduras that has brought misery to millions.
Spent $5-6 Billion to de-stabilise Ukraine and edge Europe towards another war.
Destabilised Syria resulting in a four year long civil war.
Is currently attempting to destabilise its historic backyard – Venezuela, Brazil, Bolivia, Equador, Argentina etc
Has overseen and encouraged the drug wars and bloodbaths in neighbouring Mexico and Colombia.

I can see it now – Jihadi John vs Beheading Barack Tee Shirts, Mugs, Mouse Mats; liberals everywhere bedecked in Jihadi John vs Beheading Barack merchandise.

14th March 2015