Their impeachment having bombed,

Democrats spread the virus,

As if such shenanigans

Will fool us, or tire us.

 

We, republicans, are made of stuff

No science may ever breach;

Our skin has censors no reasoned ruse

Or truth may ever reach.

 

Not for nothing is a trump a trump—

The king of  the poker table;

Clubs, Diamonds, Hearts, or Spades

Our least trump will disable.

 

So, call off this scaremongering,

Let the market boom again;

We will the next election win,

For a Trump is our man.

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