Matoyi anotidzidzisa zvakawanda nezvekuti tsika dzeUS dzinogadzira nzira yeHumambo.
Funga nezvechiito chiri kuuya kubva kuKB Toys - hapana chakaderera pane Mutungamiriri weUnited States mudiki. Ne $39.99 iwe, zvakare, unogona kuve muridzi anodada we12-inch "inogoneka zvizere," okisijeni mask uye vest yekupona inosanganisirwa. Mabhatiri haashande, tinodzidza, saka zvine hurombo tinofanira kufunga kuti harina kurongerwa kuti, “Ibatise” uku achitsvaga pekuhwanda kuti achengetedze “musoro wake chaiwo” kuti usakuvare.
Sezvineiwo, zuva rekuburitsa toyi rakaiswa kwemazuva mashoma mushure me9-11.
Hapana chakafanana nekuyeukwa kwenhamo yenyika kuburitsa chitoyi chinonyengera - chimwe chiri mumutsara wakareba wemitambo yemauto - uyu ndiye mutungamiri weUS Empire, akapfeka giya rehondo rakazara, asina njere asi anogoneka, uye akagadzirira kuita zvinodiwa zvekufungidzira kwevana. munyika yose.
Mharidzo kuvana ndeiyi: Uyu mufananidzo - uyo akatungamira nzira kuhondo mbiri dzeUS mumakore akawanda, achipa zviuru zvevasina mhosva uye kurasikirwa kukuru nekuda kwekuparara kwezvivakwa - hachisi chinhu chinopfuura chidhori chisingakuvadze. Unogona kutamba naye uchimuita kuti aite zvaunoda. Iwe unogona kufuratira chokwadi cheGeorge W. Bush uye kuchitsiva ne 12-inch fantasy version ("makuru chaiwo angasiyana").
KB Toys inotambanudzira ruoko rwekubatsira kuEmpire nekutendeudzira tarisiro yedu kune zvine hungwaru "g-pants" (chero zvipi izvozvo!) uye "parachute harness" yeiyi "Elite Force Aviator." Zvimwe zvinonetsa - sehunhu husina chokwadi uye hutongi hwechisimba munguva pfupi yapfuura muAfghanistan neIraq, kukanganisa kwemabasa edu munyika idzodzo, kurwa kuri kuitika uye kufa kumativi ese; uye zvombo zvekuparadza kukuru zvichiri kushaikwa - zvinodzikira. Ndiani ane hanya nezvese zvinhu izvo kana iwe uine yakadzama uye diki vhezheni yebhurugwa reMutungamiriri wekudzidza uye…kuita chii chaizvo?
Izvo zvinondiunza kune yangu inotevera pfungwa. Iwe haugone kuita chero chinhu nezvidhori izvi. Hazvina kuti vana vachatamba navo, shure kwezvose. Wese munhu anoziva kuti zvimiro zvechiito, senge chero matoyi epurasitiki akagadzirwa kare, anowana nzira yake kusvika pasi pebhokisi rematoyi pasina nguva, kana pamwe kune imwe sherufu kwainojoinha matoyi evamwe vana mune inoremekedzwa basa reguruva. muunganidzi.
Yakanakisa kesi mamiriro ane vamwe vana vanokatyamadza vanoshandisa chidhori kune chimwe chinhu zvachose kunze kwechayakagadzirirwa. Ndiwo mashandiro aanowanzoita nematoyi. Iwo makapu etii anotenderedzwa pasi uye ova hwaro hwekunyepedzera roketi kuvhura pad. Makumbo aBarbie anowedzerwa kuLincoln Logs. Mutungamiri Bush's parachute harness inova leash yemhuka yemhuka.
Mutungamiri Bush chiitiko chinodzidzisa rudzi rwekusaziva kune simba. Inopa kudzidza kusaziva nezvezvinotyisa zveEmpire. Inorerutsa izvo zvinonyanya kukosha. Asi pakupedzisira, ichiri chidhori chete.
Chandinoona chinototyisa inzira dzese dzatinogadzirisa uye dzatinorongera vana vedu, kuburikidza nematoyi, varaidzo, uye mamuseum "ane hushamwari", maitiro chaiwo uye maonero avanoda kuti vatore chikamu munharaunda mukati meEmpire. TV, magazini, uye mafirimu zvinogara zvichiyeuchidza vana kuti kutenga ndiro magumo avo, kuti kuita sarudzo kwakaenzana nekusarudza rudzi, uye kuti kuvimbika kwekambani kunokwidza hukama hwemhuri nenharaunda.
Vhidhiyo nemitambo yemakombuta inoisa vana mubhavhu rakaparadzana renyika umo simba ravo rose nekuzvitaura zvinoiswa mukumisikidza joystick kutenderedza 2-inch radius. Vana vane rombo rakanaka rekutamba mitambo vanowanzogara vari mumitambo, yemakwikwi, inotungamirwa nevakuru iyo isingasiyi nzvimbo yekutamba yega kana network-based network.
Kunyangwe zviitiko zvetsika nemamiziyamu anoita seanopa simba, meseji yemwana anobatsira kutungamira vana kuti vazvione sevatambi vari voga munyika inongoshanda nenzira yainoita pasina tsananguro uye isina zvirevo kubva kuvanhu.
"Usati warasa mapurasitiki matanhatu-pack, gara uchicheka nekuti, kana ukasadaro, mhuka diki dzinopinzwa mukati madzo dzikafa," akadaro mwana wangu ane makore manomwe kumudzidzisi weshumba yegungwa. New England Aquarium. Takanga tichangobva mukuratidzwa kweawa yakareba iyo yakarovera pavana pfungwa yekuti maitiro avo ega ega anoita mutsauko. Pane imwe nguva panguva yeshoo, shumba yegungwa yakaenzanisa bhodhoro resoda repurasitiki risina chinhu pamhino dzayo ndokurikanda mubhini reblue recycling - kuombera maoko.
“Zvakanaka kwazvo,” akadaro murairidzi weshumba yegungwa achipindura zano remwanasikana wangu rekuti tose taigona sei kupinda mukati uye kuchengetedza mhoteredzo. Semubairo, akahwina ropafadzo yokudzika pasi parutivi pedziva ndokupa dama rake kushumba yegungwa nokuda kwokutsvoda nyoro, whiskey.
Gare gare, takaona chiratidziro chairaira vana kuti varove pasi majecha avo uye vazadze migero mushure mekunge vapedza kutamba pamhenderekedzo yegungwa kuitira kuti njiva dzemugungwa dzisarove madziri ndokuvhiringidzika.
Ipfungwa inonyengerera, ingangoita mesmerizing. Kana ndikasarura majecha angu ndinogona kuchengetedza kamba yegungwa!
Usafunge kuti zvinenge zvisina musoro zvachose, kupihwa chiyero chekuparadza kwezvakatipoteredza, kufunga kuti kubvuta epurasitiki 6-pack vanobata zvine basa. Kune iyo gull yegungwa isingabatiki mumapurasitiki anouraya, mhedzisiro yakanangana nehana yangu yekurasa marara, unogona kubheja zvine basa! Rudyi? Rudyi. Kana kuti tinoudza vana.
Uye mukuvataurira, tiri kuvadzosa kudzimba dzavo nedzimba dzavo dzejecha nemharidzo yekuti ndiko kwaunoita shanduko panyika. Muchiitiko ichi, masisitimu akakura uye masangano anoronga kuparadza kwezvakatipoteredza hazvionekwe zvachose. Chizvarwa chinotevera chinochengetwa chakatsauswa kubva kuKyoto zvibvumirano pane zvakatipoteredza, izvo US inoramba kubvumirana; kubva paruzivo rwekuti matsigiro emubatanidzwa anokurudzira kufamba kwemotokari; kubva pakunzwisisa kuti makambani emafuta anokona sei musika wemagetsi uye kudzivirira solar, mhepo, kana mamwe masimba emagetsi kubva kune vatengi.
Hakusi kuti tinofumura masisitimu akakura aya kuvana, asi todzokera pane zviito zvemunhu mumwe nemumwe nekuti ivo, mumwe anogona kupokana, nzira ine musoro yekuti vana vatore chikamu. Hazvirevi kuti tinoda kuchengetedza vana kubva kumasimba makuru evanhu atinofunga kuti achaita kuti vatye uye vasava nebasa.
Ndiko kuti tiri kuvanyepera - nguva dzose, nesimba, uye nechinangwa.
Inzvimbo isinganzwisisike iyo vabereki vakanamira mairi. Tinoramba zvimiro zvechiuto uye matoyi anorumbidza hondo nehutsinye. Isu tine hanya nekuendesa vana vedu kunzvimbo dzekuvhenekera senge New England Aquarium. Asi apo tinosvika ikoko, nenzira inofadza kana tisina kwechinguvana mitambo yemavhidhiyo nemagazini epwere, tinowana vana vedu vachirovedzwa nokungwarira kuti vafuratire kuti sei uye nei zvinhu zvinoitika chaizvoizvo. Muchinoitika cheNew England Aquarium, zvokwadi pamusoro petsvina yakanyatsovharwa. Vana vanonangidzirwa kuzviito zvepachivande zvisingakoshi. Mune symbiosis yakakwana ine tsika yakakurumbira inovaudza kuti vatenge, vepamusoro "dzidzo" tsika inoveza matete akaomesesa ma paramita ekuti vataure ivo pachavo.
Saka vabereki vanofanira kuitei? Ndinonzwa kuremerwa kupa mamwe mirairo kuvabereki vakatozungunutswa zvakakwana nevezvenhau uye nenyanzvi dzinotichengeta tichinakidzwa negwara ravo pane kune vadiki vanhu muhupenyu hwedu. Asi pamwe zvakakosha kuti upe dzimwe pfungwa nezve nzira yekudzivirira kana kupindura kune ese micromanaging uye manyepo anoratidzwa nevana vedu.
1. Rega vana vatambe. Havadi matoyi edzidzo anoronga kudzidza kwavo. Iva nechokwadi chekuti vakachengeteka, vakakurudzirwa mupfungwa uye mumuviri, uye kurara zvakakwana. Uye ipapo ngavadaro. Kana imwe hama yakashata ichivapa iyo George W. Bush chiito chimiro, uye iwe haugone kuitora mumarara vasati vazviona, uye ivo nekuda kwechimwe chikonzero vanoda kuichengeta, saka tsanangura chikonzero nei iwe uchifunga kuti chidhori chinotyisa uye vakumbire kuti varege kuzviona.
2. Dzidzisa vana nezvemashandiro anoita masisitimu - kwete chete nezve maitirwo anoita vanhu zvinhu. Kana mwana wako achinyunyuta pamusoro pemudzidzisi ane hutsinye, unogona kubatsira mwana wako kuwana nzira dzekugadzirisa dambudziko rake rega, asi iwe unogonawo kumubatsira kunzwisisa zvinomanikidza mudzidzisi. Uye iwe unogona kumurega kuti akuone uchigadzirisa matambudziko aya ehurongwa kune zvaari - kuwandisa mumakamuri, kudzvanywa kwekuyedzwa kwakamisikidzwa, kudzvanywa kwekushanda muchikoro chinokoshesa hutongi uye kutonga pamusoro pekuzvimiririra uye kuzviratidza.
3. Tsvaga nzira dzekudzidzisa vana nezve masisitimu emhuri. Munhu wose anoita mabasa epamba kwete nemhaka yokuti Amai vanotaura kudaro kana kuti nemhaka yokuti chirango chakanaka kana kuti nemhaka yokuti wakarava muMagazini yokurera vana kuti vana vanofanira “kugamuchira.” Munhu wese anoita mabasa epamba nekuti ukasachengeta kurongeka mumba, haugone kushanda mairi. Ndicho chikonzero chekuichengeta yakachena. Imi mose munogara mairi, saka ibasa renyu rose.
4. Tsvaka nzira dzekutarisa kunze pamwe nemukati kuti uwane tsananguro, kunzwisisa, uye nzira dzemberi. Apo shamwari yemwanasikana wangu ine makore gumi nemaviri yakarara muchipatara neanorexia, hatina kungomushanyira muchipatara uye kumuratidza rudo rwedu nerutsigiro, takagadzirawo boka revana nevakuru kuti vadzidze zvakawanda nezve kusagadzikana kwekudya, kutaura nezvazvo. chimiro chemuviri, uye funga nezvemhedzisiro yezvepabonde kushambadzira mazano pavasikana vanokura.
5. Pakupedzisira, enda mberi uye shandisazve. Uye pwanya majecha iwayo iwe uripo. Asi usazviita chirevo chetsika. Kunyange zvazvo zvisina kururama (zvakanakisisa) kutungamirira mwana wako kuti atende kuti hutano hwezvakatipoteredza hunotsamira pamaitiro ake ega, tinogona kushandisa zviito zvedu senzvimbo yekutanga yekuwedzera kunzwisisa. Zvinhu zvatinoita zvingaita kuti tifunge kuti chii chimwe chingaitwa. Ndichiri kubvuta zvishwe zvitanhatu-pack, ndiri kushamisika kuti sei kuti indasitiri yepurasitiki iende nekuisa tsvina ine muchetura uye isiri-biodegradable kunze kwenyika?
Uye nditsanangurire zvakare, pandinoronga patsva tsanga dzejecha kuti dzifambise kufamba kwekamba, nei makambani achibvumidzwa kukanganisa nzvimbo huru dzekugara kwavo? Iwe haufanirwe kuve nemhinduro dzese. Uye hapasi nguva dzose nguva yayo paunenge uchifamba pane clip kuburikidza nehupenyu hwemazuva ese. Asi iwe unogona kubatsira kusimudza mibvunzo, kushamisika pamusoro pezvinhu pamwe chete nevana vako, uye kupa pfungwa dzinowedzera kutarisa kwavo kubva pamigumisiro yezviito zveumwe neumwe kusvika kune migumisiro yezvirongwa zvinotarisa zvakawanda pamusoro pemararamiro atinoita.
Cynthia Peters anogona kusvikwa pa cyn.peters@verizon.net.
