Ama-Bad Sex Awards awajabulisi ngendlela azwakala ngayo. Ngokwami, ngithanda umqondo womcimbi lapho okuhle nokuhle kungaklonyeliswa khona ngemisebenzi yokuzinikela ngokuphuphuthekisa okungenathalenta noma i-quickie esezingeni eliphansi abazikhethele yona. Kodwa i Ukubuyekezwa Kwemibhalo ukuncintisana kwaminyaka yonke kwesiqephu esibi kakhulu sombhalo ovusa inkanuko ezinganekwaneni, okusanda kumenyezelwa uhlu olufushane lwama-20, kuyinto eyihlazo kakhulu. Nakuba kumnandi ukukhomba nokuhleka amaphupho aseduze abanye abantu, kukhona okuthile ngale ndawo ekhalendeni labagxeki okwenza isikhumba sinyonyobe - futhi akuzona nje izincazelo ezihlaba umxhwele zalokho abantu ababili abangafinyelela kukho ngesiqephu esisodwa. of ushizi French ovuthiwe.
Kuwukungahloniphi kakhulu kwaseBrithani, lolu hlobo lokuhlambalaza. Imiklomelo Yocansi Olubi yasungulwa ngo-1993 โukuze kudonswe ukunaka kokusetshenziswa kabi, okubhalwe kabi, okuvamise ukwenzelela kweziqephu zencazelo yocansi enovelini yesimanje, kanye nokukudikibalisaโ. Kunezizathu eziningi zokuthi kungani yonke le nto ingenza ngimangele.
Okokuqala, sekuyisikhathi eside. Ngibheka iziqephu ze-hay-twitching kanye "nezinqubo ze-morphinergic splutter[ing] empilweni," ekungeneni kwalo nyaka, ngithole isifiso sokuthatha abasebenzi bokuhlela Ukubukezwa Kwezincwadi ngezandla futhi wethule, ngobumnene ngangokunokwenzeka, ku-inthanethi. Lapho, ezingosini zezinganekwane zabalandeli nasemabhodini emiyalezo amakhasi azo aphrintiwe angagcwalisa yonke imitapo yolwazi, bazothola imibhalo evusa inkanuko exakayo njengoba izingqondo zabo ezincane ezididekile zingakucabanga.
Kungani ngingafuna ukuklolodela umusho ongasho lutho wenye inoveli ye-Hampstead duvet kuyilapho ngikwazi ukuvula i-laptop yami futhi ngifinyelele izimfucumfucu zezindaba ezingcolile - ezinye zazo, njengeka-EL James Ama-Shades amahlanu angamaGrey, bagcina bengabathengisi bephepha -obani imininingwane ye-anatomical eqagela kakhulu?
Okwesibili, iziqephu eziningi โzocansi olubiโ ezikhethelwe inhlekisa emphakathini, empeleni, ziyizincazelo ezibhalwe kahle zocansi ezenzeka ngendlela exakile futhi exakile. Empilweni, yilokho okuvamile ubulili obuningi, ikakhulukazi ezindaweni ezinkulu.
Nazi ezinye zezinto ezenzeka eziqeshini ezikhethiwe "zocansi olubi": abantu abasha ababili bakhathazeka uma uNkulunkulu ezobahlulela ngokulala. Indoda ifikelwa umuzwa ngesikhathi socansi bese iqala ukuba nemibono emincane eyinqaba. Owesifazane uzama inkulumo engcolile engafanele ehlanganisa amabele akhe.
Konke lokhu kuyizinto ezenzeka ngempela, futhi kusifanele ukuthi sicabange ukuthi ubuciko nezincwadi zingachaza imihlaba eminingi yokukhanukela komuntu, ubuhlungu kanye nemizwelo engenzeki ngokugxila okuthambile, ngamashidi amhlophe avunguzayo kanye ne-jazz ebushelelezi edlala ingemuva.
Ngingathanda ukubeka igama ngokubhala ucansi lwe-wonky, kokubili njengobuciko kanye neziyalezo. Angazi ngawe kodwa angivamile ukuthola iziqephu zencazelo yocansi โokungabalulekileโ ezincwadini ezingenalo igazi. Eqinisweni, inani elimangalisayo lamanoveli esimanje engiwaphethe avuleleka ezindimeni ezingadingekile zencazelo yezocansi, cishe sengathi lawo makhasi afundiwe aphinde afundwa ukuze kubhekwe ukuthi asebenza ngendlela engakanani - ikakhulukazi amavolumu enganginawo njengerandi. , osemusha osabhuku. Ngakho-ke, ngithanda ukubonga bonke labo babhali bamanoveli kanye nababhali bezinganekwane zesayensi abanobuqili abaye baqunga isibindi sokungena esitokweni esibucayi ukuze babelane ngemibono yabo nami kanye nezihlakaniphi ezikanye nami ezinezizungu.
Ngaphezu kwekhulu leminyaka kusukela ekupheleni kwe- Chatterley ukuvinjelwa, isiko "eliphezulu" lisafinyelela usawoti walo onukayo okungenani i-sauce. Imizwelo ehlabayo ekhiqiza imiklomelo yocansi olubi, ngokufana nezithombe zocansi ezikhiqizwe ezentengiselwano, kucatshangwa ukuthi kunesilinganiso somgomo okungahlulelwa ngaso ubuhle noma ububi bocansi, kanye neskripthi esijwayelekile lapho umuntu okungafanele aphambuke khona.
Iqiniso, vele, ukuthi i-shag emaphakathi yomuntu oyedwa, enamahloni ingumqondo womunye umuntu wokuthokoza endukwini - kodwa uthola lokho ngemuva kokuhlangana okumbalwa kwe-gauche "nezinqubo ze-morphinergic" zabanye abantu.
Ukuziqhenya kusengase kwenze ezincwadini lokho izithombe zobulili ezingcolile eziye zakwenza ebhayisikobho - okungukuthi, ukukhulisa igebe phakathi kokuqukethwe kwezocansi nakho konke okunye. Kule minyaka eyishumi edlule, njengoba amavidiyo aluhlaza esetholakala mahhala ku-inthanethi, amamuvi ajwayelekile awabeki ingcaca kakhulu. Ukulinganisa okungu-18 akuseyona indlela eyake yaba ngayo. Akekho umuntu odinga ukuya ebhayisikobho ukuyobona ipheya lamabele futhi kunenzuzo enkulu ngabaqondisi abaningi ukuligcina limsulwa ukuze kuncishiswe isilinganiso sobudala. Umphumela uba ukwehlukana okwandayo phakathi kocansi kanye nawo wonke amasiko: izitho zomzimba ezishaywa umoya kanye nokugaya okuqoshiwe kuvumelekile kodwa izinto ezibeka ingcaca ngempela kufanele zikhishwe ngaphandle kwejwayelekile, zidingiselwe endaweni yazo enomthunzi lapho singafinyelela khona ngezinga elifanele. ihlazo nokuzizonda.
Yile ndlela esifika ngayo esimweni lapho, njengoba kuye kwaqashelwa ngokugcwele, abafana namantombazane bafunda mayelana nobulili kusuka kuzithombe zobulili ezingcolile ezinobudlova, eziphindaphindayo futhi akukho ndawo. Ukungazi nokugxeka kubangela ubudlova nokuhlupheka. Zisivimbela ekukhulumeni ngengozi nesifiso nganoma yini efana nokwethembeka; bathatha indawo yokufunda nokudala bafake umbhalo oyimfihlo oyimfihlo esiwuhlukanisa nomphakathi wonke ukuze ukhule uyinqaba futhi umile.
Iqiniso liwukuthi ucansi olubi akuzona iziliphu zengono kanye nezigcawu zikashizi eziyinqaba. Akusona isingathekiso esixakile esenziwe inyama elukhuni. Ucansi olubi ukungazi, ukuhlukunyezwa kanye nokuhlukumezeka. Ucansi olubi yilokho okwenzeka uma sikholelwa ukuthi ukukhuluma ngocansi "akunamsebenzi" futhi ukubhala ngakho "kungcolile". Yilokho okwenzekayo lapho ubulili buba indawo ehlazisayo, ethukuthele esikhungweni esingavunyelwe samasiko, lapho yonke intukuthelo nenzondo kanye nobuhlungu bobulili bubekwa emizimbeni yabanye. Ukuthotshiswa okungokwesiko nokwesaba ukuthotshiswa kuseyingxenye yeskripthi sesimanje esivusa inkanuko - futhi yilokho okwenza ucansi lube lubi kakhulu.
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