Kufana nokuthunyelwe ephephandabeni okuthiwa liyahlekisa, i-The Onion: Umthethosivivinywa Othusayo Waphasiswa Ngesikhathi Semidlalo Yemidlalo Ye-NBA
Izolo ebusuku, ngoJuni 8, 2006, sibone iGame One of the 2006 NBA finals. Ngaleso sikhathi, i-US House of Representatives ivotele ukubulala i-inthanethi. Akukho ihaba. Umthethosivivinywa okukhulunywa ngawo, i Umthetho we-COPE (iqanjwe ngokufanele, njengoba manje sekuzodingeka sibhekane nalesi sizaba esibi somthethosivivinywa) siphasiswe ngesilinganiso esihle kakhulu eNdlu.
Umthethosivivinywa wahlanganiswa ne-video kazwelonke yezinkampani zokuxhumana futhi wathengiselwa amalungu eNdlu njengomthethosivivinywa wokusiza ukwehlisa izindleko zababhalisile bethelevishini yase-US. Uma umthetho we-analogue uphasiswa yiSenate yase-US, futhi isitembu senjoloba esayinwe yi-White House, kuzoba umthetho.
Kade ngiphawula lapha futhi kwenye indawo mayelana nezinhlaka okukhulunywa ngazo, futhi bakwenze kwaba yiphuzu elibalulekile ukusebenzela lolu daba. Isikhathi sisekhona uthole abathintekayo kulokhu. Cishe kunesikhathi esithile ngaphambi kokuba iSenethi livote, kodwa hhayi kakhulu.
Ngingase ngithathe ngokweqile, ikakhulukazi njengoba kunezimpawu zokuthi uMthetho weCOPE wokubulala i-inthanethi ungase ungafiki ndawo noma kude kakhulu eSigele ngezizathu eziningi. Kepha uma isahluko seTelecom se K Street Mafia angakwazi ukuthenga indlu eyodwa yeCongress, kungani kungenjalo kokubili?
Last Straw. Emuva Kwekamela. Iphukile.
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