Enjani yona iveki! Owu uvuyo olungenasiphelo olusifudusela emazulwini kanye! Yaqala ngokuphefumla kukaNicholas Witchell: "Ndixelelwe ukuba umlomo wesibeleko wasebukhosini ngoku ukhule ukuya kwi-9cm, kwaye uKumkanikazi kuthiwa "uyonwabile" kweli nqanaba lokunyuka. "
“Ihlabathi lilindile” yayingamazwi eBBC, yaye eneneni ihlabathi lonke lalicinga ngenye into. Abalobi baseSomalia bayishiya iminatha yabo, besithi: “Namhlanje andikwazi kugxila kwimackerel ukuze ndondle ilali yam, njengoko sithandazela ukuba uNicholas Witchell asiphathele iindaba zokuvela kwenkosi.” Kwiidolophu zamatyotyombe zase Sao Paulo, abo baxhwalekileyo bayeka ukucela ukuphawula eso siganeko, besithi: “Ukugqobhoza kwamanzi asebukhosini ngokuqinisekileyo kubenza babonakale kwizinto ezingenamsebenzi wethu.”
Weza ke, kwanangaphambi kokuba simbone sinokumxelela ukuba unobungangamsha, unobungangamsha, unobuthixo, kwaye sonke sifanele sibonise umbulelo wethu ngokuzenzakalisa ngezikere, njengomqondiso wentobeko yethu elusizi ecaleni kobungangamsha bakhe obuphakamileyo. EPalamente, abameli bethu baye babulela, ngeentetho ezifana nezi: “Ngamana singadlulisa umbulelo wethu ongazenzisiyo, onzulu, wendalo yonke kunye neeplanethi, ezingonelanga ngokulusizi kumsitho wobumnandi obunje, kwiNtsapho yasebukhosini emsulwa ngokungenasiphelo. ukuzalwa ogqibeleleyo, kwaye ngamana kweli cala leNdlu singanikela uluhlu lwamalungu esiwanqumle ngezixhobo ezinomhlwa njengomqondiso wokubulela kwimimangaliso yabo engunaphakade.”
BBC yaqala i-hyperventilating ngexesha elingalibalekiyo xa intsapho iphuma esibhedlele. “INkosana uWilliam ifake umntwana emotweni yaqhuba,” saxelelwa. Oko kukukhuliswa kobukhosi kuwe. Kaloku thina bantu baqhelekileyo sihlala sixutywa yonke into, sibeke inapkeni emotweni sigalele umntwana ngepetroli.
Okwangoku urhwebo yayithengiswa, njengoko abantu abanombulelo babethenga iimagi zomntwana wasebukhosini kunye neetawuli zeti, nakwiindawo zokuhlala ezihlwempuzekileyo, abantu abaqhelekileyo abonwabileyo babhiyozelwa ngokuthenga isikhumbuzo sokuqhekeka, bagximfizwe ngemvume yasebukhosini ukuphawula umsitho ngokubona izinto ezingekhoyo. Kungekudala, siyathemba, kuya kwaziswa ukuba i-placenta yasebukhosini iya kuboniswa eWestminster Abbey, ngoko ke abanqwenelela okuhle abanovuyo banokufola iinyanga ezininzi ukuze babone, ngencwadi ekhethekileyo apho banokushiya khona izimvo zabo, Inkosana entsha inokufunda ngexesha layo lokuphumla nje ukuba ibe ngukumkani.
Kwadutyulwa iinkanunu; abalindi badlala “Siyavuyisana nawe”, kwaye bekuya kukholelwa ukuba u-Huw Edwards uthe: “Ngokulandelayo, ngokuhambelana nesithethe samandulo esibuyela emva ekuzalweni kukaKumkani uHenry III, inkamela iya kudubula ngaphakathi kwibala leNqaba yaseWindsor. ”
I-BBC isixelele ukuba: "Kuza kubakho uhlaziyo ubusuku bonke kwizitishi zethu zeendaba", nto leyo eyaba sisiqabu kakhulu, kuba kungenjalo besiya kwazi njani ngalo naluphi na uphuhliso olwenzeka kubomi bolu sana lunosuku olunye? Kuthekani ukuba, ngentsimbi yesithathu ekuseni, iqalisa ukubhabha? Ngaphandle kohlaziyo oluqhelekileyo ubusuku bonke kuya kufuneka silinde kude kube kusasa ukuze sifumanise.
Ke uNicholas Witchell wayebonakala ngobugorha ngalo lonke ixesha ulayita, ukuze asixelele: "Ibhotwe liqinisekisile ukuba intshontsho lamva nje losana lwasebukhosini laliluhlaza mnyama kunelo lokuqala, kodwa libaleka, kwaye iNkosana uCharles kuthiwa 'yonwabile' ukungaguquguquki.” Phakathi kwezona ngongoma zinika umdla, amajelo eendaba axoxa ngefuthe lako konke oku nabagqabaza abanenjongo, njengomhleli we Ubukhulu kunye nesithethi sikaDebrett. Abanye babambelela kwimibandela yomgaqo-siseko, njengokuba kunjalo UChris Froome kunye noAndy Murray kufuneka anike iindebe zabo kumntwana wasebukhosini, njengoko ziyinyani impumelelo yenkosana.
Abanye babevuyiswa luvuyo oluthobelayo, yaye enye indoda eyayiphuma kwimagazini yasebukhosini yaseNew Zealand yayichulumancile kangangokuba yenza ingxolo ethi “Wheeey”, nangona ndicinga ukuba le yayizama ukuyithetha: “Kumnandi kakhulu ukuba ndiye ndaphuma, egameni labalawulwa bakhe abanyanisekileyo besizwe sam esiphantsi kolawulo oluthobekileyo.”
Inqaku elinye abavumelene ngalo lelokuba ukunqulwa kwangoku kosapho lwasebukhosini kuqinisekisa ukusinda kobukhosi kwizizukulwana ngezizukulwana, ukuduma kwabo kubuyela kwinqanaba elaliliyalela kwiminyaka engama-20 eyadlulayo. Kodwa oku kukuthoba imeko. Asikabuyeli emva kwiminyaka engama-20; sibuyele emva kumaxesha eVictorian xa ukunyuka kwedemokhrasi kwenza ukuba ubukhosi bubonakale buphelelwe lixesha.
Siye sabuyela emva kwiminyaka yoo-1790, xa uTom Paine Amalungelo oMntu yaba yenye yezona zinto zithengwa kakhulu kwezakha zakho, kuba kukho izibhengezo ezinjengalezi: “Ingcamango yemfuza yomlawuli ibubudenge njengengcamango yesazi sezibalo esizuzwa ilifa.” Kwimeko yemozulu yangoku kubonakala ngathi bayakuzama oko, kwaye kwiveki ezayo siza kuxelelwa: “Yabonani, namhlanje uzalelwe umongameli weRoyal Society of Multiplications.” Uya kwandula ke kwiminyaka engama-60 anikele iintetho ezithi: “Aziyonto zintle na ezi squiggles? Andazi ukuba bathetha ukuthini kodwa ndishiywe ngutat'omkhulu."
Sibuyele emva ngaphambi kwenkulungwane ye-17, xa yonke imimandla yemisebenzi yabantu yayizaliswe yingxoxo malunga nobume bobukhosi. Ke njengoko sivuya ukuba usana olusandul’ ukuzalwa lufanelekile kunathi sonke ngenxa yokuba siqhelekile, makhe sithathe ezinye iimbono zethu kwinkulungwane ye-15 ngokunjalo. Ukuqala, masiyilahle i-gravity, engasondeli ndawo yolonwabo njengokukholelwa ukuba izinto zihlala phantsi kuba uTHIXO uzigcina apho, kwaye sisebenze indlela yethu ukusuka apho.
Ngamanye amaxesha, ndiyavuma, ndiye ndacinga ukuba ukuba uyamkhathalela ngokwenene lo mntwana usandul 'ukuzalwa, ungathanda ukuba ubukhosi bupheliswe ukuze aphile ubomi bomntu, kunokuba umntu abone "umsebenzi" engenandawo yeemvakalelo, umzuzu ngamnye oxhonywe yi-sycophantic idiots, zonke izigqibo azenzileyo kuye ngokweemfuno "zeBhotwe", kwaye, eyona nto imbi kakhulu, kufuneka abe kufutshane noNicholas Witchell.
Kodwa ke ndiye ndizikhuphe ezi ngcinga zobudemoni, ndibaleke ndinqumle amasimi ndikhwaza: “Lonke usana lwasebukhosini, kuba siziintwala nje kwezona zilwanyana zikhohlakeleyo xa zithelekiswa nawe” kwaye ndiyayibulela iNkosi ukuba asifani neNorth Korea, apho indlela ababhenela ngayo phambi komongameli wabo welizwe abangakhethwanga ngokucacileyo ibonkes.
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