Paunoona Rambo kana James Bond, kana kunyange Jason Bourne, unogara uchiziva kuti ndiani achakunda. Yakawanda yemwaka weNew England Patriots isina kukundwa yaive yakadaro. Ivo dzimwe nguva vaiwira kumashure, asi nguva dzose vakaunza, vanogutsa vateveri vepro wrestling, Die Hard mafirimu uye mushandirapamwe waHillary Clinton, izvo zvese zvinobudirira pamhepo yekusadzivirika. Asi kufanorongerwa kunoreva kusava nesimba. Uye ndosaka ndichida zvemitambo: nguva nenguva, zvinoratidza kuti mukana - kunyangwe shanduko chaiyo - inogona kuitika.
Super Bowl XLII yaifanirwa kuve yekugadzwa kweNew England Patriots. Vakauya mumutambo 18-0, rekodhi isati yamboonekwa munhoroondo yemutambo. Kubva pakunyanya kuratidzwa kwemutambo wepamberi, iwe waiwana fungidziro yekuti maPatriots akange asina kana kutarisana neanopikisa kabhoni: vaitamba nhoroondo. Asi neSvondo, yakanga isiri nhoroondo yakavadyara mugwenga reArizona. Yakanga iri yesango-kadhi New York Giants, iyo ine manhamba maviri underdog. Havana kupiwa mukana. Asi mumaminetsi makumi matanhatu ekutamba, paine kekupedzisira-mugero touchdown drive nequarterback Eli Manning, uye inoshamisa makumi matatu-mbiri-yadhi yakabatwa neGiants anogashira David Tyree-uyo akashandisa ngowani yake seruoko-takawana magumo hapana munyori wemifananidzo angadai akawana. jecha rekunyora. Iwo maGiants anohwina ndiwo mutambo wakaenzana nekumira pamberi petangi uye uchida kuti imire
New England quarterback Tom Brady uye murairidzi Bill Belichick vaitarisirwa kubata maGiants kudzivirira saBarry Bonds anobata bhora remukati rinokurumidza. Patriots super-fan Bill Simmons akafananidza mwaka wavo na Dutu rakakwana: "Kana nguva ino yePatriots iri dutu rakakwana, saka Super Bowl inofanira kupera semufirimu weClooney .... panguva iyo mutambo wakapera, chikepe cheNew York chingadai chave chapwanyika kuti smithereens," akanyora kudaro. "Ndizvo zvinofanira kutaridzika semutambo wenhabvu wedutu rakakwana. Tichazviona neSvondo here? Ndinoti hongu. The Big Pick: Patriots 42, Giants 17."
Fungidzira Dutu rakakwana, kana igwa rakanga rakunda. Ndizvo zvakaitika.
Shoo yehafu yenguva yakatsigirwa neBridgestone Firestone, parizvino iri kumhan'arirwa nemapoka evaratidziri muUS nekuda kwekushandisa vana muminda mikuru yerabha muLiberia. Zvimwe zvekutengesa zvakatipa mwana anotyisa, asina munhu-maziso anotengesa mazano ezvemari; James Carville naBill Frist vachinwa Coke uye vachiita sevari kudanana; uye murume akafutisa ane ma electrode paminyatso yake, yandinofunga kuti yaive ad yeClub Med Gitmo. Masekonzi makumi matatu eiyi drivel inodhura $2.7 miriyoni. Chete munhu ane homwe dzakadzika dzika anogona kushandisa nguva iyi kutumira meseji yakakomba. Uyu aive Barack Obama. Akamhanyisa kushambadzira kwenzvimbo mumaguta makumi maviri akakosha panguva yemutambo, achivimbisa kupedza hondo muIraq, chengetedza nyika uye kuita zvese zvakapfupika kubvisa kunhuwa kwemuviri kana akasarudzwa Mutungamiriri. Shambadziro dzakaonekwa nevanhu vanopfuura mamirioni zana, uye kana Obama asina kusimudza tarisiro pari zvino, bhawa ikozvino rave kukwirisa. (Uye apo Senator kubva kuNew York akamira pedyo neJets yake, Obama akafanotaura maPatriots kukunda. Asi sezvausingakwanise kupikisa hondo nekuvhotera mari yemauto, haugone kutaura kuti unomira nevadzvinyirirwa uye vakadzvinyirirwa uye unotora maPatriots.)
Asi Hillary naObama vanga vasiri vatungamiri vezvematongerwo enyika paSuper Bowl Svondo. Ndiyo yaive Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter. Anoda mhinduro pamusoro pemabatiro akaita NFL neVaPatriots nemhosva dzekuti maPatriots vanga vachitora vhidhiyo vachiita zvechivhitivhiti maitiro ezvimwe timu.
Runyerekupe rwakawedzerwa nerunyerekupe rwekuti maPatriots akanga atora vhidhiyo St. Louis Rams' Super Bowl XXXVI kufamba-kupfuura muna 2002. Kukunda kwe20-17 kwakaitwa nePatriots, kunonzi kugumbuka kukuru munhoroondo yemitambo, kwakavaisa munzira yekuenda. dzinza reumambo.
Specter inodawo kuziva kuti sei, mushure mokunge vaPatriots vakabatwa zvitsvuku, zvichena uye zvebhuruu-maoko muna 2007 vachitora zviratidzo zveNew York Jets, vakuru veNFL vakave nehumbowo hwakaparadzwa. Seneta akadaidza NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, achangobva kudoma murume ane simba zvakanyanya mumitambo na Business Week, murevi wenhema. Tsananguro yekomisheni yekuti sei aparadza matepi ichokwadi,โ akadaro Specter.
"Zvinogona kuenda kumatare," Inspector Specter akaudza Bob Ley weESPN Svondo. "Iyi inyaya inofanirwa kuzeyiwa nekomiti ye[Senate Judiciary]. Ini handidi kutaura zvakawanda kana kuzvisimudzira kupfuura zvandinoziva. Isu tichatevedzera chokwadi uye kana zvakakodzera. , panogona kuva nekunzwa."
Chinhu chekupedzisira, chinonaka pane zvese izvi ndicho Boston Globe's chisarudzo chekubudisa bhuku rechirangaridzo,19-0: The Historic Championship Mwaka weNew England's Unbeatable Patriots. Iko zvino yakatorwa kubva kuAmazon.
Kune vateveri vemitambo yeBoston, iri raive zuva richagara mune mukurumbira. Kune avo vanofamba muBoston schadenfreude yaive inotapira kupfuura pie. Kune mumwe munhu, achikura, aive nehupenyu-hukuru poster yaLawrence Taylor pamadziro angu, iyi yaive yakanaka kwazvo Super Bowl. Chero zvichaitika nekuferefetwa kwaSpecter- uye kana Pats angave akasvibisa Super Bowl kuhwina kwekare- mhedzisiro yemutambo wegore rino inoburitsa chokwadi chimwechete chakapfava: hapana chikonzero chekurwira chimwe chinhu chausingade zvechokwadi. Uye nenyasha dzaDavid Tyree, ndinondida mimwe mitambo.
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