Kunobva: Scheerpost
Mashizha anovhuvhuta zvinhu zvese zvakaipa necapitalism. . . . Ndichatsanangura izvozvo muminiti.
Tese tinoziva kuti nguva hadzina kuregererwa, uye dziri kuramba dzichitowedzera. Huwandu hwekushaikwa kwemabasa muAmerica hunoratidzika kunge huri kupisa mabhuku erekodhi, uye kune vamwe noshamisa chikonzero idzo nhamba dzinoenderana nenhamba yevaAmerica vari pasi pemakore makumi mana vanogara nevabereki vavo zvakare. Zvinonzwisisika, nyika yose idiki pamucheto. Kana ndikapedza anopfuura maminetsi makumi matatu ndakatenderedza vabereki vangu, ziso rimwe rinotanga kurira, kurira kwakagomara kunogara mukati memunzeve yangu yemukati, uye ndotanga kufunga Rachel Maddow (iyo yavanosiya pa30/24 sekunge mimhanzi yeKisimusi kuMacy) inoita imwe pfungwa ine musoro. Pfungwa iri, maererano nekusagadzikana, ndingafungidzira kugara nevabereki vako mumakore ako ekupedzisira makumi matatu pane imwe nzvimbo pakati pe erectile dysfunction uye kuva neuropi-kudya utachiona.
Zvakadaro, kudzokera kurovha. The Economic Policy Institute yakaburitswa nguva pfupi yadarika nhamba itsva dziri kuratidza, "Kushaikwa kwemabasa kwawedzera zvakanyanya kuvashandi vadiki mumusika wevashandi weCCIDID-19. . . . Huwandu hwekushaikwa kwemabasa kwevashandi vechidiki vane makore gumi nematanhatu kusvika makumi maviri nemana hwakakwira kubva pa16% kusvika pa24% kubva muchirimo 8.4 kusvika muchirimo 25. % pamapoka ose ari matatu.โ
Urovha huri kuwedzera. Kunze. Of. Kudzora.
Ndiregererei nekukurumidza parutivi nezvekushanda kwemukati kwehurongwa hwerusaruraganda. Sezvo nhamba idzodzo dzourovha dzinojekesa, harisi dambudziko riri rose muAmerica rinobatanidza rusaruraganda, asi chinetso chiri chose muAmerica wo kunosanganisira rusaruraganda. Vanoramba rusaruraganda rwakarongeka vanoramba kunzwisisa izvi. Kana tsvina yakashata kune vechidiki - yakatonyanya kune vechidiki vatema. Kana hupenyu huchiyamwa kune vakwegura varombo muUnited States - zvinotowedzera kune vakwegura varombo Hispanics. Kana mapurisa ari kushandisa zvombo zvehondo kutsemura misoro yevamiriri - vari kutsemura misoro yevatema vatema zvakapetwa kaviri. Kana paine dambudziko remvura yakachena muAmerica - mvura munharaunda dzeIndigenous haina chete isina kuchena, ine zvimedu zvetsvina mairi!
(Kazhinji chunks echimwe chinhu Dupont chaishandiswa kugadzira Teflonโข. Ndinoreva, ndedzipi zviuru zvishoma zvevanhu vane cancer kuitira kuti mazai aite slide ipapo pani?)
Zvino ngatiparadze dambudziko iri rekushaya mabasa nekuti zvakangofanana nekumira kwehusiku humwe chete, unofanirwa kusvika pazasi. (Ndine chokwadi hafu chete kuti ndinonzwisisa zvinorehwa nechirevo ichocho.) Saka, dambudziko riri pachena: vechiduku vakawanda havana mabasa. Ivo havana mari, havakwanise kubhadhara rendi, havakwanise kubhadhara zvikwereti zvevadzidzi, havagone chikafu kana hupenyu, vanogona kungotenga kofi yenguva dzose kuStarbucks panzvimbo yeFrappe Unicorn Caramel Almond Juice Latte. โข. Saka ndicho chimwe chikonzero basa rakakosha.
Asi kana tikachera pasi kusvika pachikamu chechipiri, tinowana yakakosha - uye yakanyanya kuongororwa - quandary: Sei isu tese tichifanira kuve varanda kumusika wevashandi kuti tirarame pakutanga?
Vanhu vazhinji vanoshandira madhongi avo vachikuya kure nehutsinye hunotyisa husingafaniri kutombofanirwa kuitwa. zvachose. Hupfumi hwedu hunofashukira nebasa risina basa. Mabasa asina zvaanoreva zvachose, mabasa asina basa zvakanyanya, hutsinye husina maturo, kugadzirwa kwezviratidziro zvisina mufaro, kufinhikana kusina mufaro. Vanowanda kwese kwese kunoonekwa munhu.
Semuenzaniso, zuva nezuva kunze kwefafitera reimba yangu, munzvimbo yekupaka, isingasviki matatu Leaf Blower People (technical terminology) kuvhuvhuta. fuck kunze kwezviuru zvemashizha. Nharaunda yese inoita sepakati pemusangano werori dzezvikara zvisina kubvumirana kwemaawa matatu mangwanani ega ega. Uye sekunge izvo hazvina kukwana, mazuva mazhinji kune mhepo kunze. Mashizha anodzokera kunzvimbo dzawo dzepakutanga 15 masekondi mushure mekunge mukomana avafuridza. Saka - senge fluffer pane porn seti - basa rake harigare kwenguva refu.
Tisingatauri, nei mashizha achifanira kugara mune imwe nzvimbo zvakadaro? Panjodzi yekunzwika seyakakura, rega mashizha ave mashizha! Ngavaite zvavo. Ndiri mutsigiri akasimba weshizha kuzvisarudzira. Hazvina kuita sezvinyavada uye kuvabvumira kuti vamhanye vakasununguka pedyo nedomiciles injodzi yakananga kunzanga. Hapana akambowana shizha panzvimbo yekupaka, akafemereka nekutya, ndokuzoridza mhere, โVana! Hapana achafunga nezvevana here?!โ Uyezve, tiri kutaura nezve damn parking lot. Imota ipi isingagone kupaka pamashizha? (Kunze kweKia.)
Uye nei gehena isati yatanga mumwe munhu kugadzira silencer yemashizha? Tine silencer yekupfura vanhu misoro, izvo munhu angatarisira kuti zvichaitika kashoma pane kupeperetswa kwemashizha. Mukomana weDyson vacuum aripi kana uchimuda? Pinda kubasa, shamwari! Vhura iyo silencer. Iwe haugone kusiya basa izvozvi - nhaka yako haina kuchengetedzwa. Zvese zvawakaita kusvika pari zvino wauya nea funny vacuum uye hand dryer iyo inomwaya tsvina pavanhu pazvimbudzi zveveruzhinji. (Hongu, masayendisiti akawana kuti zvimbudzi zvekuomesera zvevoruzhinji zvinongotiisa tose mumapombi.) Waita zvakanaka, Dyson. Vhura shizha rinoputira silencer post nekukurumidza kana iwe uchazivikanwa se "feces laminator" zvachose.
Saka, tinogona kubvuma kuvhuvhuta mashizha ibasa risingaite. Zvizhinji zvemichina yenharaunda yedu yakazadzwa nebasa, rinobhadhara vanhu, izvo zvisingakoshi, zvisingaite, uye zvisina basa. Asi, vazhinji vedu tinoita mabasa aya nekuti tiri varanda vemihoro. Tinofanira kubata mabasa ehullshit kuti tirarame. David Graeber akanyora a bhuku guru pamusoro pemabasa asina maturo, uye kunyange zvazvo ndisati ndaaverenga, ndichaita sokunge ndinofanira kukuorora. Ibhuku rinoshamisa. Handisi kutenda kuti hausati waiverenga.
Saka ichi ndicho chikamu chekoramu pandakakurova neyakavhurika, snot-snorting mhinduro inozunungusa chikepe chako uye ivhu bhurugwa rako. Hezvinoi . . . Ko izvi USA?
Ko kuzoti pasisina uranda hwemuhoro?
Mabasa mazhinji munyika muno haafanirwe kuitwa zvachose, mazhinji anogona kuitwa nehunyanzvi, uye mazhinji acho anogona kuraswa kunze dai takangoita kumuka kwetsika kwakaongorora magariro edu nesainzi kuti. wedzera kushanda zvakanaka, hutano, uye kuenderera mberi pachinzvimbo chepurofiti, purofiti, uye purofiti.
Saka panguva ino mukukakavadzana, vanhu vanorwara neStockholm syndrome vanodzivirira vatenzi vavo muhoro nekupopota, โHatigone kubvisa mabasa ese aya topa vanhu dzimba nechikafu nembatya pasina basa risingaperi rinopedza ropa remweya โ nokuti ipapo vanhu vachaswera vachiitei? Vanhu vanofanira kushanda mabasa avanovenga. Inopa hupenyu hwavo zvichireva. "
Kumunhu iyeye ndinopindura - Wow, chii chinomutsa kudzivirira kweuranda. Ndizvo zvimwe chete zvavakataura paminda. "Kana mukasunungura varanda, zvino vachaitei zuva rose?"
Zvakanaka, kana vanhu vachangosunungurwa kubva kumabasa avo vaine chido, ndinofunga vanozotevera izvozvo. Asi kana vasina chinhu chavanofarira kuita, saka ini handizive kuti vanhu vachaitei navo - pamwe sarudza kuverenga mafaro avo - asi zvakanaka nekuti zvinodanwa. rusununguko. Vazhinji vazivi vane kure kure gooey brain nyaya kupfuura ini ndataura kuti isu tinofanirwa kugadzira isu pachedu zvinoreva hupenyu hwedu. Isu tinofanirwa kutsvaga nekuona isu pachedu chinangwa chehupenyu uye kupeta mashati paBanana Republic ndizvo kwete mhinduro yakanaka. Dai vanhu vaine nguva, rusununguko, kunzwisisa uye dzidzo, vaizosarudza nemufaro kukosha kwavo uye zvishuvo zvavo. Hapana anopedza maawa makumi maviri nematatu pazuva achigadzira imbwa dzemhando yepamusoro - kuve nechokwadi kuti vhudzi rembongoro rakanyatsogadzirwa - nekuti izvo zvinopa hupenyu hwavo kutyaira. Vanozviita nekuti vanoda mari. Vangani vanhu vanoramba vachicheka โreardoโ yelabradoodle kana kupeta hembe kana kufuridza mashizha mushure mekunge vahwina rotari?
Izvi zvinondiyeuchidza nezvenyaya yenhau yeTV yandakaona pamusoro pemushandi weblue-collar akahwina lottery - mamiriyoni emadhora - uye akati akanga achidzokera kubasa pafekitari neMuvhuro. Uye mushumo wenhau wakazara pamusoro pekuti izvi zvaive zvakakura sei. โMurume mukuru sei! Ari kudzokera kufekitari!โ Asi kutaura chokwadi, izvozvo hazvifaniri kupembererwa. Mhedzisiro yekusagadzikana kwepfungwa kwetsika. Zvinoreva kuti akanyatsodzidziswa, haakwanisi kuona upenyu kunze kwefekitari. Izvozvo zvakafanana nomusungwa asingagoni kubuda mujeri. Haisi chinhu chekuva negoddamn ticker-tepi parade pamusoro.
Tinofanira kuda kuti vanhu vese vasingashande vave nemabasa โ nekuti pari zvino, vasina mabasa, havakwanise kurarama. Asi tinofanirawo kukurukura nguva dzose kuti rimwe zuva, zvichida nokukurumidza, tinofanira kuitei kwete kuda kuva nemabasa aya - kwete nguva yakazara, kushandira kure nebasa rinorema iro mushandi anosemesa. Asi nhaurirano iyoyo haigone kuitwa panhepfenyuro yedu yemazuva ese kana mamwe mimwe midhiya. Wese munhu anofanira kutora muhoro weuranda nguva dzese nekuti iyi iAmerica - Nyika yakasununguka pasirese! Boss vangu vakandiudza kudaro.
O, uye tichabhadhara sei mashizha ekuputira mashizha kwete kufuridza mashizha? Zvakadini nekushandisa matiririyoni atinobhadhara kuhondo dzisina kumbokundwa.
ZNetwork inopihwa mari chete kuburikidza nerupo rwevaverengi vayo.
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