Iwe unotarisira nhema, asi kazhinji dzinowanikwa kana hondo yapera. Asi muhondo iyi kunyepa kwacho hakuna zvakunoita zvekuti kunozonzwika mangwana acho. Saka nhau dzinotanga "Ah, zviri pachena kuti kumukira kwatakapopota nezuro kwese hakuna kuitika" kana "Ah, hongu, fekitori yezvombo zvemakemikari yave garaji repeturu".
Iwo mapfupi emauto anofanirwa kupihwa nemumwe weavo varevi venhema vaunowana mumapubs. Rimwe zuva musangano wevatori venhau kubva kuWashington uchatanga: โGuess what, ndakahwina menduru yekutuhwina yeOlympic kamwe chete. Ndaifanira kushambira pasi pemvura kuti pasava neanondiona nekuti ndaiva muchivande.โ
Vatariri vanotungamira bhachi iri vanofanira kuti: โTauya kuzokuunzirai keke yemaawa makumi maviri nemana yakagadziridzwa. Iyo miniti iyo inogadzirwa, iwe uchanzwa nezvazvo. Uye pane kake kekupwanya kari kugadzirwa izvozvi, zviri pachena kuti Saddam akazadza makore neanthrax uye ari kumanikidza hofori muRepublican Guard kuvafuridza vakananga kuBournemouth. Tichakuunzirai zvimwe kana zvangogadzirwa.โ
Mumwe wemienzaniso inonyanya kurwara ndeyekupopotedzana pamusoro pekuti vanhu makumi mashanu nevashanu vakaurayiwa sei pamusika. Kuferefeta kwavo kuri kuitika, vanotiudza. Nekuti chakavanzika chikuru sei, muguta umo mazana matatu ezvombo zvechikepe husiku hunoputika ne "kuvhunduka uye kutya", chero munhu angave akaputikirwa. Kushanda izvozvo kunofanira kunge kwakafanana nekurarama kuburikidza nechikamu che Inspector Morse.
Tsananguro inonyanya kuitika, anodaro Jack Straw, ndeyekuti maIraq akazviita ivo pachavo, uye missile yakaputika ine nhamba yeAmerican serial yakawanikwa panzvimbo iyi ingangoiswa ipapo nevaIraqi vane hungwaru. Kana kuti pamwe maIraqi akavaka mufananidzo weBaghdad kumwe mugwenga, uko Saddam ari kumanikidza vanhu vake kuti vazviputire kuti vatore firimu kuti vataridzike vakaipa.
Imwe ngano inoramba iripo ndeyekuti, sezvatakaudzwa nemumwe mushumo, "chinangwa chikuru chemauto emubatanidzwa ndechekuwana chikafu nemishonga muBasra". Kana mutori wenhau akabvunzwa kuti sei, kunyangwe nerupo urwu, vanhu vekuIraq vachiri kuita sevasati vavimba nesu, angangoti: "Ndinotarisira nekuti vanhu vazhinji muBasra, parizvino, vari pakudya. Uye vanogona kuvenga mubatanidzwa nekuisa muedzo munzira yavo. " Ndinofunga kuti vanhu vekuAmerica vari kutarisira kuti pakupedzisira vanhu veBasra vachauya vachiti: โVanogona kunge vakabvisa gumbo remumwe wangu, asi chikwereti pazvinenge zvakakodzera, pavakangosvika pano vakamupa chigutsa chinozorodza kwazvo pachigutsa chake. โ
NeChipiri manheru, mushumo wenhau wakatiudza kuti kuratidzira kwekurwisa hondo "kwanyungudika". Kuti abvumikise ikoku, mutori wenhau wacho akazivisa, kuti: โHumwe usiku hondo isati yatanga, Parliament Square yakanga yakazara navaratidziri, asi zvino kwangova nomurume mumwe bedzi ane banner rakanyorova. Mutori wenhau uno hazvina kumira mushe here kuti chaita kuti pasave nevaratidziri inyaya yekuti manheru eChipiri pakanga pasina kuratidzira? Pamwe anoita zvemitambo kwaanoti: โRutsigiro rweManchester United rwanyungudika. Musi weMugovera masikati paOld Trafford paive nevanhu 60,000, asi mangwanani akatevera kwaingova nevanochenesa vaviri.
Chinhu chinotyisa ndechokuti vanhu vanoita sevanowira kune propaganda kunyanya kune vose hurumende dzinogadzira pakutanga. Mhedzisiro yacho ndeyekuti mavhiki maviri ekutanga ehondo iyi anogona kuita senge makore mana ekutanga eVietnam iyo firimu yakakurumidza. Vaitarisira kugamuchirwa, uye pavakanga vasina, vakapotsa vateterera kuti: โHamuoni here? Tauya kuzokusunungurai.โ Saka kana vanhuwo zvavo vachivapikisa vakuru vemauto vanotaura kuti "Republican Guard" vakapfeka zvipfeko zvevanhu. Saka ruzhinji rwese rwunova muvengi anogona, mauto anoshatirwa uye moto pavakadzi nevana. Uye, sezvakaita muVietnam apo Kissinger akabhomba Laos neCambodia, maAmerica ari kutotyisidzira Syria neIran.
Saka ini handiteedzere mutsara wekuti โTinofanira kutsigira hondo kutsigira mauto eduโ. Kana vechiduku vakatiza kuti vapinde muboka remafia, hauti: โNdairamba kuti vaende asi iye zvino varipo hatigoni kuvaderedza nokutaura kuti vanofanira kuuya kumba.โ Nzira imwe chete isingachinji yekutsigira kuchengetedza mauto ndeyekuda kuti vauye kumba vadzokere kunotanga kurwa mumabhawa muColchester semazuva ese.
Nekuti kana Nyeredzi neMitsetse zvichibhururuka muBaghdad, handiwo magumo. Mamirioni emaArabu haasi kuzoenda semaneja wenhabvu mushure mekukundwa mumutambo, achigunun'una, "Zvakanaka kudzivirira kwedu kwatitadzisa asi rombo rakanaka kuna Donald Rumsfeld mumutambo unotevera." Nekuti nyika ichange ichitongwa neMutungamiriri weNyika uyo, paakanga ava kuda kuzivisa kuti hondo yakanga yatanga, akakanda maoko mudenga ndokushevedzera kuti: โNdiri kunzwa zvakanaka.โ
Ndiani anoziva kuti achaita nutty nguva inotevera? Hondo yeIran ichatanga naGeorge Bush achizivisa kuti: โVarume vekuAmerica, simukai semuchina webonde. Hatizorore kusvika ndaendeswa kubhiriji."
ZNetwork inopihwa mari chete kuburikidza nerupo rwevaverengi vayo.
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