©onglomerated
8. 2013. XNUMX.
Jonathan Gillis
I wake up. Shut off the alarm. I go and use the bathroom. Wipe with WC papir. Flush. Scent the room with osvježivača zraka. Wash my hands with a bar of sapun. While in front of the mirror, I sirova svila. I put two new AA baterije in the electronic četkica za zube I use. Smear pasta za zube on the brush and clean my teeth. I consummate the ritual by rinsing and gargling with tečnost za ispiranje usta. Then, I lather my face with krema za brijanje. Shave with a britva. Shower. With sapun. I šampon. Now back in front of the mirror. Slap my face with losion poslije brijanja. I shred some papir tkiva and plaster the small pieces over the slits of blood on my face. Roll on some dezodorans. I spray on some muški miris, to cover my natural scent, and my bodily cleansing ceremony is complete. I step put into the kitchen. Pour myself a cup of coffee which was brewed automatically from the aparat za kavu. I put some Pseća hrana out for the dog. I’m not feeling so good, so I decide to take two cold & allergy tablets. I clear the dirty dishes out of the sink, rinsing them with deterdžent za pranje posuđa before putting them in the dishwasher. I put deterdžent za pranje posuđa in the dishwasher and set it to the on cycle. I wipe the counter by the sink with papirnati ručnici. I throw a load in and pour some deterdžent za pranje rublja in the washer machine. I prep the dryer by throwing a sušilica in. I suddenly remember a televizijski oglas I saw the other day for…I dunno, I forget. It was probably for something I just mentioned. Brands of all those products are owned by the same corporation. Proctor & Gamble. Capitalism. Not exactly a free, competitive market as the word’s definition suggests. Imperial capitalism is definitely motivated by an insatiable profit. There’s something inherently wrong and irreversibly damaging about a culture where potentially the same conglomerate corporation owns and manufactures the food you feed your dog, the tablets you take for a cold, your electronic toothbrush and the batteries that operate it. But hey, what do we care? If it doesn’t amuse us, we’re not interested.
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