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hoʻokipa
iā Hotel Satire, e nā kānaka… ʻO Hotel Satire kahi wahi
kahi e aʻo ai nā gals i nā mea hoʻohui home i hānau ʻia ai lākou
e.
ka
ʻO ke kumuhana wela no kā mākou mau kāne i kēia mahina ʻo ia ka lanakila o ʻAmelika
e kūʻē i ka hewa a me ka nīnau koʻikoʻi: e kaua anei ke kaua a me kāna
pili i kā mākou hoʻopukapuka kālā?
e like me
i ka nūpepa pāʻoihana
Hui Kamaliʻi
nui ka manao kue
e pili ana i keia. Nānā ka makasina i nā paio kaua nui ʻehā hope loa
e kōkua iā mākou e hoʻoponopono i kēia pilikia:
-
hoʻokahi makahiki ma hope
1991's Operation Desert Storm ua haʻi ʻia he kūleʻa
Ua piʻi ʻo Dow i 13.4 pakeneka (mai 2,882.20 a i 3,269.50) -
ma hope o ka "hoʻokuʻu ʻana
Saigon" a laila hoʻopau i "ke alo o ka ʻāina
ma Vietnam, ua piʻi ka Dow i 21.0 pakeneka (mai 821.30 a i 996.90) -
i ka hopena o
ʻO ke kaua Korea ʻekolu makahiki, ua piʻi ka Dow i 25 pakeneka; mahope o VE
i ka lā, ua piʻi ka 21.3 pakeneka.
oiai
Ua noʻonoʻo kā mākou mau kāne i ka nīnau nui o ka make a me ka luku
hiki ke kōkua i ka hoʻonui i ka loaʻa kālā, ua hopohopo nā gals ma ka Hotel
e pili ana i kekahi nīnau nui: pehea ka hopena o ke kaua i kā mākou kuleana
ma ke ano he mau mea pili hale? ʻO ka hopena trickle down o nā gals maoli
hakakā no ko lākou ʻāina, haʻalele i ko lākou mau home a me nā ʻohana, e hoʻāʻo ana
e lilo i mau mea keaka kūʻokoʻa ma ke kahua honua ma mua o ka noho ʻana
ma o ko lakou mau kanaka ua hoomaka.
Pehea
ʻike mākou i kēia? Ma muli o Annika Sorenstam, ka mea hoʻokani pila kiʻekiʻe
ma ka huakaʻi o nā gals. Ua kono ʻia ʻo ia e pāʻani i kahi hoʻokūkū kolepa maoli,
ʻo ia hoʻi, ma ka huakaʻi a nā kāne, a ua ʻae ʻo ia.
Ano,
inā ua ʻae ʻo ia i mea e loaʻa ai kahi kāne kolepa maikaʻi no
ʻo ia iho, ua maikaʻi kēlā, ʻoiai he ʻano kūpono ʻole. Ina oia
aia ma laila e kūʻai aku ai i ka shampoo a i ʻole nā lāʻau meaʻai a i ʻole ka make-up a ke hele nei
e ʻaʻahu i kahi kapa nani, ʻoiai e hōʻike ana i ka ʻāʻī a me ka ʻūhā
a puni ke kahua kolepa e ʻōhumu ana i nā mea ʻino, maikaʻi nō ia.
Akā ʻaʻole ʻo ia. Ke pāʻani nei ʻo ia me nā kāne “TO TEST
OIA iho.”
hiki
ke manaʻoʻiʻo nei ʻoe? ʻOi aku ka weliweli o kēia gal i ka civilization ma mua o
ʻO Saddam (nā inoa mua wale nō, e ʻoluʻolu, no ka poʻe hewa).
kekahi
o na kanaka i olelo wiwo ole mai i keia huli weliweli o
nā hanana—ʻo Annika ka wahine mua e pāʻani ma nā kāne
huakaʻi mai ka makahiki 1945. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo Vijah Singh, ka mea lanakila o ʻelua mau hoʻokūkū, “I
manaʻolana ʻo ia e poina i ka ʻoki. No ke aha mai? ʻAʻole ʻo ia no waho ma ʻaneʻi.
Inā huki wau me ia, ʻaʻole wau e lilo, ʻaʻole wau
pāʻani. He aha kāna e hōʻoia ai ma ka pāʻani ʻana? He ʻakaʻaka….
Ke ʻimi nei ʻo ia i kahi wahi mai kekahi ma ke kula.
pono,
mahalo iā Vijay. Akā, nalo ʻo ia i ka manaʻo. ʻAʻole pili paha
nona ia a i ʻole kāna mea e hōʻoia ai a i ʻole hiki iā ia ke lanakila i kekahi
ua aʻo ʻia nā kāne (gals, mai ka wā mau loa, ʻaʻole e hahau a
kanaka i kekahi mea, ʻo Patchesi), pili paha kēia
galness kūpono—e like me ka mea i hoʻoholo ʻia e nā haʻawina kāne, paʻa
i na tausani makahiki aku nei ma na mauu o Aferika, a ua hooiaio hou ia
ma ka Baibala, e like me ka wehewehe ana a ka poe kokoke i ke Akua, oia o George
Bush, a me ka hui.
ka
Ua kākau ʻo Satire gals iā Annika i kahi leka pōkole e pili ana i kēlā hopena, me ka ʻōlelo ʻana,
“E Annika, e ka meli, hooki. He wahine ʻoe. ʻAʻole hiki ke kowali
he laau ma ka poepoe oiai na kanaka e kokoke ana—a i kekahi mea e ae
manawa, no ia mea. Inā ʻaʻole e hoʻopau i ka manawa me ke kolepa
e na makamaka, oiai e kali ana i ko oukou kanaka e hoi mai no ka lawelawe.
I kēlā hihia, e kūkākūkā mau i ke kūʻai ʻana, ka maʻemaʻe wahine, pehea ka maikaʻi
e lawelawe i nā kāne i kou ola, me ka gerbil pipi.
“Akahi no hoi,
Annika, ʻaʻohe hiki ke hoʻāʻo iā ʻoe iho. Ua kau ʻia nā Gals ma kēia
honua ma ke ʻano he pāka leʻaleʻa hoʻonani no nā kāne o ia ʻano.
E kiʻi iā ʻoe iho i kahi hoʻololi a lawe i ka papa Hotel Satire
pehea e moe ai ma ke kāwele kahakai, mākaukau e lawelawe i ka barbecued
ka moa a me ka salakeke ʻuala a i ʻole e hoʻomaikaʻi i ka hoʻoikaika ʻana o kāu kāne ma ke kolepa
papa.
It
no keia harpy gal, Annika, i loaa i na Satire gals
ua hoʻopuka i kā lākou mana ponoʻī o ka Patriot Act—i ʻike ʻia me ke aloha
ma Hotel Satire ma ke ʻano he Going Hitler One Better Act (GHOBA). Ua ___ ia
hoʻoulu ʻia e kahi hanana i ka wā o Operation Free The Iraqi's From
ʻO kā mākou hoa pili mua, ʻo Saddam & Hoʻihoʻi hou i ka Demokalaka ma ka hoʻolilo ʻana iā ia he US
Loaʻa.
e like me
i ka lā 29 o Malaki
New York Times
ʻatikala na Dexter Filkins (“Either
E kiʻi i kahi pana a i ʻole e kiʻi i kahi manawa"), he sargeant US i pōʻino
pepehi i kekahi wahine kīwila e kū kokoke ana i kahi koa Iraqi.
Ua kala mai ke koa US no ka pepehi ʻana i ka wahine, me ka ʻōlelo ʻana, “ʻO wau
E kala mai, aia ka moa i ke ala.
E kala
makou no kekahi manawa. ʻO ka paʻi wale ʻana i kēlā huaʻōlelo "chick" hana mākou
maka noe. ʻAʻohe mea e like me ka hoʻemi ʻia ʻana i kahi mahiʻai home
holoholona e hoʻoulu i ka manaʻo aloha ʻāina o ke kaikamahine. ʻAʻole e haʻi i ka heroism
o ke koa e hana ana i ka mea a na kanaka a pau i noonoo mai ai
ka hiki ʻana mai o ka "neʻe wahine" weliweli; kēlā
ʻo ia, ʻo kēlā me kēia moa e hoʻopilikia i ka pono o ke kanaka e pepehi a hōʻino—
a i ʻole ka mea—ʻo TOAST.
ka
Manaʻo nā wahine ma ka Satire Hotel "ua hele ka moa"
wehewehe nui ka ʻōlelo i ka mea i hewa i ka honua
no ka manawa lōʻihi i kēia manawa. ʻO ia ke kumu i hana ai mākou i ka Chick Was
In The Way Act (CWIWA; ʻōlelo ʻia ʻo chihuahua). Hoʻomaopopo kēia hana i ka
ke kumu o ka galness, e like me ka mea i ʻōlelo ʻia ma luna, a haʻi i nā hanana āpau
ʻO nā moa e kū ana i ke ala e hoʻopaʻi ʻia ma ka hoʻopaʻi a paʻahao paha
me ka ʻole o ke kaʻina hana, e pili ana i ka nui o ka hewa.
No ka laʻana, loaʻa iā Annika ke ola (a ʻoi aku paha) me ka ʻole o ka parole.
Hoʻohui i kahi lako o nā mea hoʻonaninani no ke ola ʻana i hiki iā ia ke nānā maikaʻi, ʻaʻole
e haʻi i ka wahine, i ka wā lawelawe. No ka poe o oukou
huikau e pili ana i ka pale ʻana i ke ala, hāʻawi mākou i nā laʻana.
ʻO ka mea mua, e like me ke kiʻi ʻia ma aneʻi, ʻo kēlā me kēia wahine, i waena o kahi maʻi maʻi SARS,
Ke hopohopo nei ʻo ia iā ia iho me nā pilikia make-up, me ke ʻano o ka noi
rouge a puni ka mask SARS, ʻo ia ke kiʻekiʻe o ka chickim. Gals, aole
no ka maikaʻi ʻole, e hōʻoia i ke kaha pololei ʻana o kou mau kuʻemaka.
ka
gal (kiʻi ʻia ma ʻaneʻi pū kekahi) nāna i hāʻawi wiwo ʻole i ka lole mare
i waena o ke kaua, e lele hauʻoli i kāna male ma o ka wreak-
makahiki, me he mea lā ʻaʻole hopohopo no ka loaʻa ʻole o ka uila, ʻaʻohe hale noho,
a ʻaʻohe wai, ʻo ia ke ʻano o ka moa. Hiki iā Annika ke aʻo
he haawina a ekolu paha mai keia gal. Ma kahi o ka ho'āʻo iā ia iho, ʻo ia
Pono e hoʻopili iā ia iho (ʻoiaʻiʻo, he kāne kā Annika, akā ʻaʻole
mea).
As
e like me ka gals i loko o ka pūʻali koa, ua like ka lula ma ʻaneʻi
no ke kolepa ia: ʻaʻole hiki i nā gals e hoʻoluliluli ana i nā pū ma waena
o na hui nui o na kanaka, oi aku ka emi o ka hoopahu ana a me ka strafing. Koa
Hiki i nā moa ke kōkua i nā kāne e hana i ka hakakā ma ke ʻano he kākau ʻōlelo a kahu hānai paha
a i ʻole ma ka hahau ʻana i ka berena ʻiʻo a me ka ʻuala mashed, i ka wā e hoʻolālā ana
me nā umauma e puka mai ana i waho.
e like me
i
Hui Kamaliʻi
magazine, ua hoonohoia na koa US ma
e loaʻa ana i ka Middle East he 15,000 kope manuahi o "nā keiki
nā nūpepa” mai Dennis Publishing. Hoʻouna pū ʻo Time Inc
kope o
Kiʻi Haʻuki
ed
(ka pilikia lole ʻauʻau, no ka
ʻoiaʻiʻo), a ʻōlelo ʻo Playboy "ʻo ka hāʻawi ʻana i nā mea lawelawe [ʻaʻole
service-gals, e ʻoluʻolu e hoʻomaopopo] i kahi leka uila kahi e hiki ai iā lākou ke kau inoa
e kiʻi i nā kiʻi a me nā memo mai Playmates.
ʻAʻole anei
kēlā nani? Ke manaʻo hou nei mākou i ka manaʻo aloha ʻāina
ʻO kā mākou pūʻali (kāne wale nō, e ʻoluʻolu) e pepehi ana i ka wā e iho ana i nā gals'
accoutrements, kekahi mea e kōkua iā lākou e lilo i mau koa maikaʻi, e like me
ʻike mākou a pau.
kekahi
haʻawina no ka poʻe huikau e pili ana i ka hewa paha o CWIWA
hiki ke loaʻa i ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa hoʻomau no ke kuleana o "Mua
Nā Wahine” a me nā Wahine a ka poʻe kālaiʻāina. He mea hou
New
York Times
ʻatikala, "E kamaʻilio ana i kona manaʻo, me ka hoʻohana ʻana i kāna puke nānā,"
kūkākūkā ʻo Teresa Heinz Kerry—he wahine a ka moho pelekikena
ʻO John Kerry—a inā paha e kōkua ʻo ia i kāna huakaʻi (e like me ka Pat
Nixon) a i ʻole e hōʻeha i kāna huakaʻi (e like me Hillary Clinton). ʻO Teresa
ua nīnau i kona manaʻo no ka ʻōlelo a Richard M. Nixon i ka makahiki 1992,
e pili ana iā Hillary, "Inā hele mai ka wahine me he mea lā
ikaika a naauao loa, ua like ke kane me he wimp,"
Ua pana hou mai ʻo Ms. Kerry (egad, spontaneously), “Well, we all know
ʻAʻole pili nui ʻo Richard Nixon me ka pono o nā wahine
e." Mai kēia hanana, e like me ka ʻatikala, ʻo Teresa
ua mālama pono ʻia, me nā mea kōkua e nānā ana i kāna mau nīnauele,
o ʻaʻa ʻo ia e ʻōlelo hou i kona manaʻo. Akā, ma lalo o ka Chick
Act, aia ʻo ia i loko o ka hale paʻahao, kahi e aʻo ai ʻo ia i ka nānā ʻana
ʻO kona kaumaha a me kona ʻala ʻala, e like me ke kūpono no nā gals/chicks. 'Ōlelo
ʻO ka noʻonoʻo a me ka hoʻohana ʻana i kāna puke helu he mau laʻana nui
o nā gals i ke ala a ua hoʻokaʻawale ʻia he felonies (ʻaʻole i
haʻi ʻōlelo ʻāina ʻole); ʻoiaʻiʻo, e noʻonoʻo wale ana e hana i kēlā mau mea ʻelua
Ua hoʻopaʻi ʻia nā mea i ka make a i ʻole, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka waʻa o nā mea hoʻonaninani
hāʻawi ʻia i kona keʻena paʻahao, me kahi mea hoʻomaʻamaʻa pilikino e aʻo
ʻo ia pehea e lilo ai ʻo ia i mea hoʻokalakupua ʻole e like me nā gals, ma ke ʻano maoli,
hānau ʻia.
no ka mea,
ʻO ka poʻe o ʻoukou e hopohopo nei e pili ana i ka nui o nā gals i ka hana
nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni i ʻike ʻia e komo ana—ma mua o ke kū ʻana
a puni helplessly uwa, oiai ka meʻe pummels ke kanaka ino-pono
e hooikaika i ka naau. I ka lōʻihi o ka nānā ʻana o nā gals i ka wā e kuʻi ana, e hana lākou
ʻaʻole e paʻi ʻia me ka uku a i ʻole ka hale paʻahao. E nana i ka Charlie
ʻO nā ʻānela i ko lākou hele ʻana i nā ʻenekini kaʻa a hoʻopaʻa i kekahi i kekahi. ʻO kēia mau mea
ʻAʻole maopopo nā gals i ke ala, he mau soufflés sexy wale nō lākou
mākaukau e lawelawe a ʻai ʻia e nā kāne.
kekahi
ʻO kahi laʻana maikaʻi, i ka ʻimi ʻana i ka chickivity kūpono, hiki ke loaʻa ma
kahi hanana hou (i hōʻike ʻia ma ka
Boston poepoe honua
, Mei 14)
o ka makuahine "baseball" i hoʻolaʻa i ka pepehi a hoʻokahe koko
he keiki 11 makahiki no kona hauʻoli no ka hui kūʻē ma
ka paani kinipopo a kana keiki. Ma lalo o CWIWA, ʻaʻole wale kēia mom-gal
loaʻa i ka makana no kona hiki ke ola me ka manaʻo ʻole ma o ke kāne
o ka ʻano, e hoʻonoho ʻia ʻo ia ma luna o ka mālama ʻana iā CWIWA.
No ke aha e hoʻopau ai i nā waiwai waiwai me nā ʻōlelo paʻahao lōʻihi, a me nā mea ʻē aʻe
nā hoʻopaʻi, ke hiki iā ʻoe ke hahau i nā gals senseless (a i ʻole pana iā lākou) e like me
ke hana nei nā hewa? A laila, e like me ko kākou koa ʻAmelika,
Hiki iā mākou ke ʻōhumu, "E kala mai, aia ka moa i ke ala."
Lydia Sargent
he mea hoʻokumu / limahana o
Z
. Mahalo iā Steve Shalom
ZNet 'atikala no ka "chick was in the way" quote from the
New York Times
.